Spiny Lobsters Thrive in the Virgin Islands

Once upon a time, there were three lobster hunters: Aquamon, Squidward, and the Invisible Man. They each had issues that prevented them from pursuing their lobster hunting. See, Aquamon was a super hero, and people around the world relied upon him to keep them safe from evil characters. Squidward was hanging out under the sea with a crafty fellow named SpongeBob Squarepants, and unbeknownst to most everyone, Squidward was actually Bob's prisoner and wasn't allowed to do what he wanted (they don't show that on TV). The invisible man, well, nobody really knows what he is doing because we can never find him. But rumor says he likes to travel a lot playing pranks on people he considers his friends. The one thing they had in common, though, was their desire to change- to become lobster hunter extraordinaires.

Well, once the three of these lobster hunters decided they wanted to pursue their hobby, they came down to the Virgin Islands to find, catch, and eat some lobster. This particular hunting day was filled with high hopes of a large catch, as they wanted to provide food for their many friends on the island (in particular, Joey Beefcakes and his girlfriend Erotica) who were having a big party that afternoon. So they set out on Aquamon's boat and headed into the beautiful Caribbean waters on a search for pleasurable party favors that would please the palate.

Within an hour or two, Aquamon and Squidward had boated six Spiny Lobsters, while also catching two other females with eggs (that cannot be kept, they must be thrown back). We are not sure about the Invisible Man, maybe he caught invisible lobsters, but we aren't quite sure where he was hiding during this time. But dinner had arrived. And all it took was some capable swimmers willing to put in the effort to find and catch these tasty sea creatures. Photos of the lobsters are attached, while the Invisible Man poses in joy.

Remember, the joy of lobster is real, and it exists in full force within the Virgin Islands waters. Home to the best lobstering in the world. Warm, calm, clear waters.