Ice Cream

I have told Cara that if I were to run for President, it would be under a platform that promises free ice cream on Fridays. I haven’t figured out the details of how it would work, but that doesn’t matter. I don’t plan to run for President, and I have a feeling my college buddies would quash that possibility pretty quickly. Just don’t believe their stories, and if you do believe them, just ask me for stories about them.

So you want to know what I don’t like about the islands? Sometimes the ice cream has melted then been refrozen. It isn’t frequent, but it does happen. You know what else? I once paid $9 for a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. $9. How am I supposed to give out free ice cream on Fridays if it costs $9 per pint? I guess I need to start thinking of a new Presidential platform.